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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:15
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Why would a girl not want you to know she has a crush on you?
No go.
So they tried
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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